Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Egypt: Not a Laughing Matter

Real tweets collected Monday about the situation in Egypt:
1. President Hosni Mubarak has announced that he will hand over power to his Vice President, Mosni Hubarak.
2. As the crisis in Egypt deepens, stay tuned to CNN for up-to-the-minute reports about Charlie Sheen.
3. The only Egyptian leader older than Hosni Mubarak is on display at the Cairo Museum.
4. When Hollywood legend Omar Sharif says Mubarak should step down it can only be a matter of time.
5. Egyptian government must be terrible, the nose of the sphinx has been broken FOREVER!
6. Mubarak says he will leave Egypt if he can get on the ballot for Mayor of Chicago.
7. Glenn Beck says the coup in Egypt will be followed by one in U.K.- bring on the men in white coats, please!
8. In a sign he may be preparing to step down Mubarak has just updated his LinkedIn profile.
9. Possible exit strategy: Mubarak dresses up as a mummy and is chased out of Egypt by Brendan Fraser.
10. Israel changed its relationship status with Egypt on Facebook from "married" to "it's complicated".
11. Let Sarah Palin dealing with this crisis, she can probably see Egypt from Alaska.