Friday, February 4, 2011

A Scottish Wedding Plan

"Two Scottish heritage stories in a row - Holy Haggis Batman!"  "Don't worry, Robin, back to the real world on the morrow!"
"Two Scotsmen brothers, Finlay and Farley McCalder, were sitting in Fitzsimmons Public 'ouse discussin' Farley's big weddin' day.  'Aye, it's goin to be gran,' said Farley.  'I've got everythin' organized a'ready, the flowers, the kirk, the cars, the reception, the rings, the vicar - even ma stag night.'  Finlay smiled and nodded approvingly.  'Heavens, I've even got me kilt to be married in,' continued Farley with a look of immense Highland satisfaction.  'A kilt... that's guid. You'll look smart in tha,' exclaimed Finlay, 'and what's the tartan?'  'Och,' replied Farley, 'I imagine she'll be in white.'