Wednesday, August 31, 2011

That Explains It!

Engineers and scientists will never make much money.  A rigorous mathematical proof explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
And, as everyone knows,
Work/Time = Power
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, thus:
Work/Money = Knowledge
Solving for Money, we get:
Work/Knowledge = Money
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make - regardless of how hard you work.

The Good News:  The older I get, the less I know!