Thursday, February 23, 2012

Verbatim: "I'll be dead by then"

Gallows humour from Bruce Krasting: "A Greek, a Portuguese, and a Spaniard are talking to God.  The Spaniard and the Portuguese ask, “When will our countries be free of debt?”  God answers, “In 100 years for Portugal and 150 years for Spain.”  The Iberians respond in dismay, “But, our children's children will be dead by then.”  When the Greek asks God "When will my country be free of debt?", God answers, “I don't know - I'll be dead by then.”