Saturday, March 3, 2012

Weekender: Today's Geography Lesson

The geography of a woman:  Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa.  Half discovered, half wild, fertile, and naturally beautiful!  Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.  Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.  Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.  Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm, and desirable place to visit.  Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious, and all conquering past.  Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.  Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.  After 70, she becomes Tibet.  Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past, and the wisdom of the ages.  An adventurous spirit, and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.  Unfortunately men, their whole lives, are like Iran - ruled by nuts!